Life...act II, pg. 60

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    • THAT just took a bizarre turn... for the better.

    An observation: If you jump blindly into the murky water of the everglades in search of not one, but two, fully grown ten-foot alligators while armed only with a noose, and your major concern with the coming nightfall is that “it makes it harder to catch ‘em,” then well, you’re just trying to make the rest of us look bad. I wipe my bathtub down with a washcloth before filling it; I mean, you never know if a spider crept through the night before, right?  I’m fucking so ashamed. 

    An observation: If you jump blindly into the murky water of the everglades in search of not one, but two, fully grown ten-foot alligators while armed only with a noose, and your major concern with the coming nightfall is that “it makes it harder to catch ‘em,” then well, you’re just trying to make the rest of us look bad.

    I wipe my bathtub down with a washcloth before filling it; I mean, you never know if a spider crept through the night before, right? 

    I’m fucking so ashamed. 

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    #Gatorboys#Animal Planet#gators#hopefully the gators ate the 8-foot long poisonous snakes you crazy bastards
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